Bex's in-joke emporium.

WOE IS ME

2007-02-16T21:14:00.000+10:00

MY DS GOT STOLEN

FUCK

SHIT

CRAPFUCK

CRAPPITYFUCKSHITHELLASSCOCKDAMMIT

Merry Christmas Aftermath!

2006-12-27T21:00:00.000+10:00

Hello all!

I'm a lazy cow, so my blog is a little behind. Sorry about that.

Anywho, merry miscelanious religious festivals.

Time to go play DDR for hours on end to burn off all the flab that the holidays have left me with.

I also got a DS! Whoooo. The last black one in the store, mind you. How's that for destiny. THE UNIVERSE WANTED ME TO HAVE ONE.

"The lone wolf cries inside the child..."

2006-11-21T15:14:00.000+10:00

XD.

Linky linky.

(Don't tell charlotte!)

"As sharp as a page of Oscar Wilde witisisms, rolled into a point, covered in lemon juice and stabbed into someones eye"

2006-11-20T13:28:00.000+10:00

I know that title is a tad excessive, but i've been itching to use that quote :D 2 hours of Red Dwarf was good for something.

I HAVE TEH CRAMPS FROM HELLLL. And i've got no pills. RAWR.

:D I'm gonna go describe my pain in excruciating detail to some males. "It's like someones playing tug of war with my falopian tube!"

Charli- Tubes. It's tubes.
Bex- Is not!
Charli- Is too!
Bex *asks random male next to Charli*
*Does not recieve answer*

"Is his hubris humorous? Hardly"

2006-11-02T13:18:00.000+10:00

This comic owns your soul.

My halloween went by peacefully. In other words i spent the whole time playing the sims. :D Someone made an adorable set of Lock, guy-whos-name-i-can't-recall and barrel from Nightmare before Christmas statues cloned off gnomes though. And some pumpkins. My sims had a rockin' good time this halloween :D

Hmm. I've got nothing to say, so i'm gonna throw out a shitload of random links for your enjoyment. In fact. Lets make it a day. First of every month is now random link day! Whoo! Let the festivities begin! *Is off to change the lyrics to popular christmas carols and instigate some lawsuits*

Smartania- Non-stop hilarity. Check out the anime thumbnail theatre.
Digital perversion- Liegenschonheit's (spell?) site. Hawt beyond belief.
Manic attraction- Because i like to repeat myself.

"Rock out, cocks out, power of the WANG!"

2006-10-24T13:29:00.000+10:00

^ XD Charlotte'll get it. Team wang FTW.

If you aren't charlotte, clicky clicky.

Since we're getting kicked out, that's all i have time for.

"It can eat ants all day!

2006-10-13T19:45:00.000+10:00

"It starts with an A,
AARDVARK, AARDVARK!
It ends with a K,
AARDVARK, AARDVARK!
It's not easy to say,
AARDVARK, AARDVARK!
But we'll try anyway,
AARDVARK, AARDVARK!

It can eat ants all day,
AARDVARK, AARDVARK!
It lives in LA,
AARDVARK, AARDVARK!
*we don't know the rest of the words*
AARDVARK
AARDVARK!"

In other news, evboard has gone paid subscribers only. Although i try to keep it PG here at the Emporium, but it has to be said-

THIS SUCKS THE COCK.

That is all.

"Black holes and revelations"

2006-10-12T13:29:00.000+10:00

Manic attraction doesn't want to open, therefore i'm updating. YOU'RE A LAST RESORT. :D

In other news, i figured out how to add links. I've got charli, portia, and manic attraction up there.

JOIN JOIN JOIN.

It was also my birthday yesterday. I'm still waiting for my strippers though.

SHAMELESS PLUG :)

2006-09-19T13:18:00.001+10:00

It's been a while. <3

Anywho, i've got a site for ya'll.

Manic attraction :)

New-ish forum, mainly sims 2 based. Custom content too. Woot.

Clicky clicky.

"It's raining leprosy and acid...."

2006-09-16T12:22:00.001+10:00

Well, the Dresden Dolls have been and gone. It was fantastic. If you don't want step by step details of my evening, skip this post.

I arrived early, at about 5. The doors didn't open till six so i was there for a while, i just walked up and down and chatted to random people. I <3 Dresden dolls fans. You can start a conversation with a random one and they don't even flinch.

My friend turned up just before six and we went in, i love the arena. It's freaking tiny, as any good venue should be. We (or more accuratly she) stocked up on merch, and then the show began. The first support act was this guy whose name i forgot (i'll go find it now) and he was great. He was a crazy man with an accordian. He sang a song about aardvarks, a drinking song (despite the fact that it was an all ages event) and later came back for a cover of outkast's Heya, which he managed to pull off without sucking. More than outkast could do. He also later joined the dolls for a stirring redtition of bon jovi's living on a prayer. Hehehe.

Jason Webley, that's it. <3

Then the other band, which i didn't really care about, and then THE DOLLS. It was a religious experience for me, a pilgrimage to the valley to see the patron gods and goddesses of stocking-clad ownage. They played all the best songs, even Girl Anachronism. And an all time favorite of mine, Glass Slipper.

She also got up and sang a song about a sailor in amsterdam, with a beer in her hand. By the end of it, she was completly covered. I think one of the best moments of the night was when she screamed "Get your own motherfucking beer' at some chick in the audience.

I'm so glad the dresden dolls paid a visit to our humble little out-of-the-way country :)

"It's only the last song, if we let it be..."

2006-09-10T00:05:00.000+10:00

First and foremost, i would like to apologise for yesterday... as for the secks thing, JUST DON'T ASK.

Also, i saw Dancer in the Dark today. I have to say, i DID cry at the end. I mean, forget the plot and such, although it was rather moving and shit. Just the thought of bjork dying was enough to reduce me to tears.

A world without bjork is a world not worth living in.

I have toothpicks in my hair.

TS2 body Shop makes me want to kill kittens.

Night! :)

"Hot kinky rum-covered secks to the tune of romanticide!"

2006-09-09T00:00:00.000+10:00

Oh man, i am SO HYPER.

*gigglegiggle*

FUCKDELSHYJRYUYILHTD

2006-09-01T13:18:00.000+10:00

MY
FUCKING
NOSE
IS
FUCKING
ITCHY
DAMMIT

PUNK CABERET IS FREEDOM!

2006-09-01T09:14:00.000+10:00

Yo :)

The title today of course refers to the wonderful Dresden Dolls, who i am seeing in two weeks :) I just have to figure out how to get there, i didn't realise it was a school day :/ And i wanted to get there early so i could get a shitload of merch. Its either that or ordering things, and i HATE ORDERING THINGS. And if i don't get a dresden dolls shirt soon i'm going to be very very cranky. Woe is me!

Thats all i've got.

"And here is a red balloon, I think of you, and let it go..."

2006-08-29T13:18:00.000+10:00

Another lunchtime in the computer rooms with Charli and the Password Whore. (They said hello this time.) ^ I've been listening to that song for a very very loooong time.

Charlotte and her god damn panic at the disco band are coming for me ._.

Charlotte: Panic! At the Disco is awesome. *BrendonUriegasm*
Bex: LESBIAN PORN!
Charlotte: More like BEX porn. *Bexgasm*
Bex: ...fo' shizzle.
Charlotte: *gasm*
Bex: *joins?*

(In case the lesbian porn thing threw you.)

In other news, i got an A on my maths test O_o This is a sign of the apocolypse if there ever was one.

Aaaaaand that's all i got.

Bye :)

"As useful as a condom machine in the vatican.."

2006-08-27T16:01:00.000+10:00

The best way to spend a weekend- eating whatever is in the fridge and watching whatever is on TV non-stop. I watched SVU, Miami Vice, Queer eye for the straight guy, MORE SVU, Channel V, Red Dwarf (Where today's charming title is from) and whatever else came on until my eyes bled. Then i ate sun-dried tomatoes that tasted like ears, stale bread and 4 different kinds of cheese until i thought i was going to explode.

Other than sleep and reading a pretty good book, this is all i have to report.

I am SO BEHIND ON EVERY WEBCOMIC.And i call myself a fan. *Hangs head in shame*

I'm off to pursue more cheese.

Bex away!

"Dear diary. Mood- APATHETIC"

2006-08-25T13:31:00.000+10:00

<3>

I mention it because i now have people who don't even know me calling me an emo. *facepalm*

Whoo, fonts 'n stuff! How leet is this.

My USB thingy doesn't want to work, so i am musicless. MUSICLESS.

Charlotte and the password whore say hello. Well, they don't. But they're here. Rude bastards.

Thats all i got.

Bye.

"Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye...."

2006-08-24T13:26:00.000+10:00

Irrelevant titles FTW. I've had that song in my head all day...

Well, let's see. What do you write in these things?

Oooh, i think i can colour my text now! Is this purple? OOH! Preeetty.

Shameless plug of the week. My buddy here (Say hello Charlotte) is starting off a sprite comic. Give it a peek, and be gentle. *Hopes i don't get punched for that*

The only other news i have is that i have been listening to SOAD's 'Fuck the System' a lot and no matter how many times i hear it or how many times i correct myself, i will always hear half the song as 'Fuck your sister'. Mourn me.

I hope i've ruined that song for you FOREVER. Muahaha. System of a down's lovely music forever tainted by incest. I'm a bad, bad woman.

"The girls are crying, the boys are masturbating..."

2006-08-22T15:00:00.001+10:00

Whee. Hello all.

Well, my friend here (Say hello nathan) has pretty much forced me into creating a blog. And being the little password whore that he is, if i don't post, he will for me. So here i am.

On a more cheerful note, yay, a blog. I'll warn you now, i'm packing this full of injokes. And i'm not explaining them all. "Abandoned jizz" for example. I'm gonna let you all writhe in agony for eternity trying to figure out what that means. It's not as suggestive as it seems however. Hehe.

Prepare for many post titles being stupid song lyrics. Today's is from the Dresden Dolls's "Shores of California".

And now for some shameless plugs. www.tehllamas.blogspot.com is a friend of mine. For webcomic related ranting and a rather unsettling obsession with a pair of shoes, click away.

I have to go because my teacher is probably looming over me as we speak. SHE SEES ALL.

Toodles.

Bex ^_^